@0v7 my ๐“ฏ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ฝ , sebastian

every social media is so personal these days
like ur expected to have ur full name, age, hogward house, blood type, social security number AND shoe size all in ur bio , like im sorry but you gotta buy me a coffee before you hear about my freakishly small feet

i might not be on here a lot anymore but god its good to have a place to just talk about shit

light nsfw ment, alcohol 

Hi, this is your local reminder that OCR bot doesn't always work right and you can't always use that instead of writing you own captions !

food 

sometimes i forget how much jon bellion's hand of god slaps

I think that if you are peaking in life or not is entirely dependant on if you are currently the proud owner of a pair of heelys or not

period joke (no details) 

Project Jortage (attn: instance admins) :boost_ok: 

twitter.com/sweekbat/status/11 "My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night"

follow me and ill try to get Rare Mythicals / Legendaries / other Region shinies.

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Midnight Dance

midnight.dance is a small, private instance running glitch-soc. we're currently closed for registrations and will be for the near future, but we may eventually open up invites by application only.